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Sometimes I feel like this

08 Mar

sometimes I feel like the monkey, sometimes the hand.

monkey

Image source: Unknown. Found on the internet somewhere

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Thought for the day from Swine

08 Mar

I wish people would quit RIDING MY ASS!

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Motocross at the Wastelands

06 Mar

A few years old, but I still get requests for these….

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Island Life #2

06 Mar
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Hymie the Rhyming Mime

04 Mar

Hymie the mime took one day at a time
I didn’t like him, I thought he was slime
I considered a mime as committing a crime
That is until he started to rhyme

He’d rhyme with his hands,he’d rhyme with his feet
But he still wouldn’t talk, he wouldn’t cheat
He’d even be rhyming while trying to eat
Horrid to watch, but it was quite a feat

He’d rhyme while pretended to be in a box
He’d rhyme while he faked pulling up socks
He’d rhyme while feigning to wind up some clocks
nothing could stop him, we even threw rocks

He had to keep rhyming, he couldn’t stop
He’d rhyme through the day ’till exhausted he’d drop
He’d stand there and do it in front of my shop
Thats why I decided to complain to a cop

They took him away and peered at his brain
His penchant for rhyming was causing such strain
He started to think “My career’s down the drain!”
As the regular mimes looked on with disdain

The doctors decided that nothing was wrong
they gave him some aspirin and moved him along
“Back with the police is where you belong”
He feared that in jail he’d be before long

They took him before a judge name of Lime
“Rhyming mimes are a crime! Your doing time!”
“Lock him up in the big house with the rest of the slime”
and up to the prison he started to climb

They locked him away, buried the key
But he picked the lock and was suddenly free
He hid in the forest amongst some debris
But sadly, poor Hymie was squished by a tree

they buried him deep, deep in the ground
The preacher looked up, pondered and frowned
“If a tree falls, and no one’s around
and it lands on a mime, does he make a sound?”

©C.C.McInnes

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Only on Vancouver Island…….

03 Mar

Can you give a turd his own billboard

look at hose crazy eyes ..and his tounge is hanging out…thats just creepy

Someone just sitting around thinkin’ about how to attract attention to a sevice when the epiphany hits em.

“Why don’t we put a six foot hypno turd with a hardhat on a billboard!”

Even stranger would be the Boss going “By god! Thats Brilliant!”

I want whatever they’re smokin’

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Island Life #1

02 Mar

Just some random shots taken in and around Nanaimo, B.C. Canada



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Dave’s Big Day

02 Mar

Dave finally makes it to 50, and parties in style. Littlehead supplied some great music, and Audrey out did herself setting this one up!

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