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Create a Band Website

13 Mar

I originally submitted this to helium a while back.

Okay, your band is tight, you are preforming well, nobody has thrown anything at you on stage for quite a while and you are getting rave local reviews. You’ve even got some video up on MySpace and YouTube, what now? What more can you do to get your name out there?
Why not a band website?
“Ack!” you scream “I know absolutely nothing about web design, hosting sites, or even personal hygiene!”
Well fear not my hairy half deaf friends, I’m here to show you the way. (well except the personal hygiene thing, your on your own with that)
I’ve done a few web sites over the years and contributed to more, and I found that I really hate coding with a passion , so being the lazy-ass hairless monkey that I am, I went in search of an easier way to get things done.
I found it!
Its a site called “Bandzoogle” at http://www.bandzoogle.com
This is a hosting site designed by musicians, for musicians. Its the coolest thing I’ve seen.
Here you can create your band site without having to know anything about HTML, everything is pre-coded, you just sign up, go to your personal control panel, and start setting it up the way you want. Anything you could ever need for your site is there, included a site wide mp3 player, so that people visiting your site can hear your tunes while perusing your pages.
Here are just some of the features…

Selectable page styles..
Here you can change the whole look and feel of all the pages on your site without losing any of your content, this changes the backgrounds, fonts, link styles. But leaves anything you’ve written or uploaded untouched.

Music store…
Want to sell mp3’s directly from your site? This is the tool to do it.

Merchandise store…
Sell your cd’s, hats, band logo underwear, t-shirts, jackets, sippy cups, anything

Photo albums…
Upload pictures from your latest gigs for your fans to see.

Guest book…
Let your fans give you some feedback.(without them being close enough to hit you with anything)

Coming events…
Let everyone know where and when you are playing, even links to google maps!

Forums..
Set up a discussion forum so that you and your fans can communicate with each other.

Like I said, these are just a small sampling of the features this site offers. They’ll let you try it out free for thirty days, and the pricing isn’t crazy. I took the premium package, and at 19.95/month split between the band members means a quality band site for 5 $. Well worth it.
So stomp on over to this site and check out what they have to offer. Peruse some of the sample sites that they showcase, I think you’ll be impressed. (and no, I have absolutely nothing to do with the site other than hosting my buddies band littlehead.ca there. I just think its a good thing for all you crazy musicians)
Cheers!
Keep on Rockin’

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Sometimes I feel like this

08 Mar

sometimes I feel like the monkey, sometimes the hand.

monkey

Image source: Unknown. Found on the internet somewhere

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Thought for the day from Swine

08 Mar

I wish people would quit RIDING MY ASS!

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Motocross at the Wastelands

06 Mar

A few years old, but I still get requests for these….

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Island Life #2

06 Mar
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Hymie the Rhyming Mime

04 Mar

Hymie the mime took one day at a time
I didn’t like him, I thought he was slime
I considered a mime as committing a crime
That is until he started to rhyme

He’d rhyme with his hands,he’d rhyme with his feet
But he still wouldn’t talk, he wouldn’t cheat
He’d even be rhyming while trying to eat
Horrid to watch, but it was quite a feat

He’d rhyme while pretended to be in a box
He’d rhyme while he faked pulling up socks
He’d rhyme while feigning to wind up some clocks
nothing could stop him, we even threw rocks

He had to keep rhyming, he couldn’t stop
He’d rhyme through the day ’till exhausted he’d drop
He’d stand there and do it in front of my shop
Thats why I decided to complain to a cop

They took him away and peered at his brain
His penchant for rhyming was causing such strain
He started to think “My career’s down the drain!”
As the regular mimes looked on with disdain

The doctors decided that nothing was wrong
they gave him some aspirin and moved him along
“Back with the police is where you belong”
He feared that in jail he’d be before long

They took him before a judge name of Lime
“Rhyming mimes are a crime! Your doing time!”
“Lock him up in the big house with the rest of the slime”
and up to the prison he started to climb

They locked him away, buried the key
But he picked the lock and was suddenly free
He hid in the forest amongst some debris
But sadly, poor Hymie was squished by a tree

they buried him deep, deep in the ground
The preacher looked up, pondered and frowned
“If a tree falls, and no one’s around
and it lands on a mime, does he make a sound?”

©C.C.McInnes

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Only on Vancouver Island…….

03 Mar

Can you give a turd his own billboard

look at hose crazy eyes ..and his tounge is hanging out…thats just creepy

Someone just sitting around thinkin’ about how to attract attention to a sevice when the epiphany hits em.

“Why don’t we put a six foot hypno turd with a hardhat on a billboard!”

Even stranger would be the Boss going “By god! Thats Brilliant!”

I want whatever they’re smokin’

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Island Life #1

02 Mar

Just some random shots taken in and around Nanaimo, B.C. Canada



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Dave’s Big Day

02 Mar

Dave finally makes it to 50, and parties in style. Littlehead supplied some great music, and Audrey out did herself setting this one up!

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