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This little lady from Nunavut can do things with her voice that seem impossible. I didn’t know anything about throat singing except for the snippets you see on CBC every once and awhile, but this woman wowed the crowd so much she got a standing ovation! Well deserved I might add.
German student attacks Hell’s Angels with puppy
“A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.”
Made me spit coffee all over myself when I read this! How does one outrun a Harley on a bulldozer?
Its Reuters, so its got to be real.
Monkeys like watching television
“Monkeys like watching television, Japanese scientists have revealed in a new study.”
Really. These scientists must have been really, really bored. I am saddened to think that monkeys are as stupid as we are.
Sometimes I feel like I’m blogging, every day from 9 to 5
For “estimated earnings of a $1.95″
That is why , that is why
I got those AdSense blues
Nobody clicks on my buttons
Sure do think Google is cruel
I write up a thing about music, and the ads are all about ducks
I’m really startin’ to think, the whole thing is royally ….pooched
That is why, that is why
I got those AdSense blues
Nobody cares about mallards
Sure do think Google is cruel
Write everyday, even sunday, work my fingers to the bone
Try to make enough cabbage, so that I can work at home
Who knows i might become famous, or even make the blogger roll
But not if they keep sending ads, about Bladder Control
My wife, she thinks I’m a nutbar, and she’s probably right
But I’ll keep on a typin’, every day and into the night
That is why, that is why, I was born a blogging fool
I’m such a fool
AdSense just seems like such nonsense
sure do think Google is cruel
yeah Adsense just seems like such nonsense
I sure do think google is cruel!
(c) 2010 C.C. McInnes
(With a nod to “Spending Cabbage” by Blackfoot)
Proud Alberta hunter with his catch
Thanks to Audrey for sending me this
He knew he was tough
It should have been obvious
His truck had nostrils
(This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands, I develop Brain Farts. Also known as “Memeroids”)
Sung to the tune “Go Ask Alice” by Jefferson Airplane
One pill makes it larger
and one pill makes it tall
and the ones you got from that website
didn’t do anything at all
Cialis ©
if your feeling some what small
and if you go chasing women
and you know you’re going to fail
tell ‘em a shady looking pharmacist
has just put them on sale
Cialis ©
so your girlfriend won’t bail
when chicks on the dance floor
want to take you to their place
and your having erectile issues
and feel you will lose face
Cialis ©
so you can keep pace
after four hours at that proportion
you might start feeling slightly faint
You best go and see your doctor
and tell him your complaint
and remember
the directions said
Use your head
no not that head
your other head
sometimes I feel like the monkey, sometimes the hand.
Image source: Unknown. Found on the internet somewhere
I wish people would quit RIDING MY ASS!
A few years old, but I still get requests for these….
