swine the befuddled

As you can see, I am easily distracted by shiny objects

The Swine, who’s real name is a secret ( but roughly translates to “Dances with Laxatives” in ancient Gaelic), lives in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada, under the “Witless Protection Program” His hobbies include spam sculpting, finding new and varied ways of destroying computer operating systems, and things that start with CHEEEESE. A connoisseur of crappy wines, his favorite saying is ” If it don’t hurt alot goin’ down then ya paid to much for it!” He has been known to stick his head into crowded Bingo halls and yell “DINGOS ATE MY BABY!”, but the new medication seems to be helping.


Update! Swine has now conquered his irrational fear of Fruit Loops

swine can be reached at

swine  at island dash imaging dot com